orteil42:

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

strongermonster:

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

reggiemess:

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.


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